Conrad DetweilerJan 21, 20232 min readTomato Huntin'HEY DEAR FOLKS, it’s tamato huntin’ season and I been shooting’ around. I tagged a couple of new ones last year including a cherry that’s...
Conrad DetweilerNov 14, 20221 min readI Don’t Like Tomatoes.Tomato faith makes my mouth water. Like Pavlov's dog. Ring a bell, dog slobbers up because food is always next. Some of the larger tomato...
Conrad DetweilerNov 14, 20221 min readThe Main ThingsIf you are or wanna be an heirloom mato person, start thinkin' about the main things. 1. Heirloom plants are generally BIGGER than you -...
Conrad DetweilerNov 14, 20221 min readFriends Don’t Have to Be PeopleThey don't even have to be dogs. Friend status is attachable, probably to something tangable, could it be a pet tomato? This will involve...
Conrad DetweilerNov 14, 20221 min readT-HarmonyHeard of E-harmony? Kathy says I'm T-harmony. Need matched up with with a heart throb tomato? This does not have to be a loyal...
Conrad DetweilerNov 14, 20221 min readYes. Oui. Ya.Yes. Oui. Ya. The word is yesss, however you want to say it. Springtime 2020 is early, like a rooster at midnight, like ice cream for...
Conrad DetweilerNov 14, 20221 min readHow to Eat a Real TamaterYou know ... A real one. No teeth required. But you should have a knife. Now offer up unto God thanksgiving, like Seth did when he was...