Heard of E-harmony? Kathy says I'm T-harmony. Need matched up with with a heart throb tomato?
This does not have to be a loyal relationship. You could have a harem. Or, what would it be in the other direction? What would an Amazon queen call ten husbands - besides too much B.O. ?
T-harmony for all, 3 bucks a pop.
Sweeten the relationship with a bag of tomato amended fertilizer, 5 bucks a pop.
Protect your varied and beautiful handsome compatriots with biofungicide under leaf deodorant, 8 bucks a pop.
T-harmony is for real.
Also found a couple gawgeous pics of the Italian Heirloom. High maintenance relationships do pan out!
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